Dear Brian, Apple really needs your expertise: it's a company with no marketing OR design savvy. Your analysis of the European wage-structure is also astoundingly illuminating.
Dear Thomas, the WiFi discourse is brilliant in its platitudinous analogizing. I am astounded by your incisive logic.
Yes, I really support the two of you to spend your money more wisely and not on an amazing little gem like the iPhone.
Cheers and much love,
Azazello