Royal Wedding madness

It’s the morning of The Big Day. You wake up, search your Royal Wedding GE Refrigerator for a light snack, check your Royal Wedding apps to make sure Kate didn’t get cold feet and answer a call on your Royal Wedding mobile phone.
 
Yes, according to The Telegraph, for less than 15 pounds at Best Buy, you can get a customized phone with a photo of Kate and William as wallpaper, an inscription on the back reading “CW 29-4-2011” and a very patriotic Union Jack on the front.
 
Your Backpage correspondent, known for keeping his mobile phones for at least seven years, will not be first in line.